He has the time and thinks D.C. is way cool. At least the Smithsonian part. Also, he will look amazing in the robe. Seriously amazing.
You will not find anyone who is more fair and more impartial who also has a DeLorean with a flux capacitor.
Sure, he doesn't have one of those fancy law degrees, but who even checks that when you are trying to fill a job? The important thing is that Steve will show up for most hearings that don't start too early in the morning, will make sure the other Justices are always in a good mood and knows how to fix your computer. That's right, no more hour long IT calls where they make you reboot your computer again even though you already did that before you called them in the first place.
Yes Barry, pick this Jewish Libertarian and make American great again!