Examples of crimes against the league perpetrated by Matt Guenther:
1. bombards inboxes with trade offers
2. bombards inboxes with retractions of those trade offers
3. signs prospects to lengthy contracts
4. deals with Cubans
5. he is probably a homeless person
6. he has some weird attachment to aroldis chapman and yoenis cespedes (see #4)
7. "Matt Guenther" is an anagram for "Grunt The Meat" and "Gutter Anthem"
8. He won last year