Not allow Piers Morgan to be deported. We in the UK do not want him back, we find him offensive and loud-mouthed. Thanks

Please President Obama, We in the UK have had a rough time recently. We have had phone hacking scandals, the recession (caused by US banks), and Madonna.

You keeping Piers Morgan would be a fantastic handshake to the UK citizens, and go a long way to keeping our special relationship going forward.

Please consider instead of deportation, a time in Guantanemo Bay?