We the people, or those of us with good sense, will not stand for LeBron James besmirching the good name of a beloved film, Space Jam.
Though Mr. James has done much to repair his image, he is still a turncoat, a flopper, and balding. Michael Jordan, as our president knows, was by no means perfect. He was not a flopper and had enough sense to shave his head so we, the people, never had to see any sort of weird receding line.
LeBron James has done a great amount of good for the communities he is a part of and the great game of basketball, this is without question.
But please, Mr. President, as a fan yourself, as a Chicago fan, and as a man of common sense, please, please, please do not let such an abomination to go forward.
Many a fond childhood memories depend on it.