The American People would rather have prostate exams right now than war with Syria. Who wants prostate exams? Mr. President, please, get a prostate exam before you decide to more actively assist in the Syrian conflict, and, realizing how uncomfortable and degrading it feels, that more americans would rather have this done to them than be involved in yet another Middle Eastern conflict. Please let the UN handle this for now, at least until they determine which party has used chemical weapons. also, prostate exams are important yearly for men over 50, so maybe you'll be killing two birds with one stone, as the saying goes.



