As is evidenced by the match between Shane McMahon and the Undertaker, who are a combined 96 years old, WrestleMania trades on the nostalgia of the casual viewer.
This is not a bad thing!
The cherry on top of this Attitude Era matchup would be for the legendary team of Jim Ross and Jerry "the King" Lawler to call the action.
JR and King would bring the requisite energy and storytelling context to the match and rekindle a chemistry that has been unsurpassed in sports entertainment since their heyday.
The announcing duo has ample knowledge the nuances of the Undertaker and Shane McMahon's histories, and could provide an added layer of intrigue.
President Obama should intervene to help make this happen.
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