We the people have had enough. north korea called down the thunder and now we gotta give it to them. We have firepower, stars, AND stripes- time to destroy kim jonk un and his stupid wig.
Perhaps we can create an agreeable situation for the innocents among his subjects. We will fly an anti artillery blimp into north korean airspace, dropping warning flyers. These fliers will be in english only, as a means of sussing out evil. kim jangwin un is known for his hatred of gods chosen language, so both he and his henchmen shant be able to read them.
Underneeth every north korean is an american, trying to get out. 3 minutes before the bombing, refugee zeppelins with large vaccuumes with "suck up" tubes will ascend innocent civilians to their american salvation, thus minimizing collateral damage