nullify the secession of the United States from the mighty British Empire.

It has become clear over the past 200 years that the American experiment has failed. We have fallen into civil war once before, and are on the verge of the same tragedy again. Clearly, we are not fit to be our own country. Thus, it is suggested by this petition that we humbly re-submit ourselves to the rule of the British Crown, the one and only true empire. We can only hope that they will take us back.