MMA fans worldwide are asking Obama to use his powers to keep WMMA fights on the streaming platform called fightpass.
If we wanted to see 2 chicks fighting we would watch Jerry Springer at 2 oclock in the afternoon with the rest of the unemployed house wifes.
Also, if we HAVE to see these women fights, please make a law which says that they have to wear booty shorts. 1 chick last night actually wore basketball shorts when she has a big donk. Thats not cool bro.
I voted for you both times so please dont let me down Barack.