An initiative to give free or discounted alcohol to all Americans who were apalled, disgusted, or completely disheartened when the news broke of who the next President of the United States was going to be. The plan is designed to aid in the coping process of the American people, who are in great need of relief from this tragic event. Because who doesn't need a drink or two, or TEN after hearing the election results. There has been no immediate relief, other than providing an alcohol stipend for distraught Americans. While we do not propose that alcohol is the cure for America's 2016 Presidential Election-induced depression, it certainly can't make it any worse. Bottoms up, America.
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