I petition the Obama administration to make an eight day holiday called Obamakkah, in which every person has all of the days off. On the days off everyone celebrates Obama's successes and greatness. We will build a statue for him in each state and visit that statue at least once during the eight day holiday to bring gifts and give praise. Everyday at dawn, the citizens must give praise to the supreme leader, Obama. On day 4 we do gladiator fights to prove who is most loyal to Obama.
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