Due to the unpopular flavor of banana flavored Runts, We request the President to offer an Executive Order that prohibits the production of banana flavored Runts. While we realize there are more pressing national issues, it is the aim of the undersigned to increase producer efficiency by omitting the banana flavor. The resources used in the production of banana flavored runts can instead by used for the production of other Runt flavors. We hope the increased sales of Runts will lead to a small-scale economic stimulus.
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