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offer substance abuse counseling to the constituents states who are curiously seeking to withdraw from the United States

Created by J.R. on November 12, 2012

We ask the president to peacefully grant those people in the states of Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia (twice), Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri (twice), Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina (twice), Tennessee and Texas, free substance abuse counseling in advance of full implementation of the Affordable Health Care Act so the constituents of those states who are curiously seeking to withdraw from the United States of America and create their own new government, will make a sober choice and stop submitting bizarre petitions about secession.

As the founding fathers of the United States of America did not made this clear in the Declaration of Independence in or Constitution, but I am sure th

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