For years it has been abundantly clear that John Boehner is an orange dickhead. Whether pretending to be open to ideas from the Democratic party or weeping silly little baby tears when he's handed his cartoonishly oversized gavel, John Boehner has exhibited dickhead tendencies with unparalleled frequency.
It is to the benefit of America (and brevity) that we simply begin to refer to him as "The Orange Dickhead." For every time someone hears "John Boehner" or "Speaker Boehner" they lose approximately 0.562 seconds making the connection between his name and, "Oh yeah, the orange dickhead." Multiplied by the number of American's who hear his name that's millions of hours a day lost. Please, let's do this for America.