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Officially designate all signers of 'secede' petitions as "whiny babies", "poor losers", and/or "redneck douchebags".

Created by W.B. on November 15, 2012

It is time for the United States of America to join together and rebuild the greatest country in the history of the world. To this end, there is a certain element of the citizenry that is currently preventing this nation from healing. The purpose of this petition is make them aware that we do not agree with their efforts, their attitudes and their attempts to divide us. We also want to embarrass them publicly.

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