There comes a time in every American's life when they must pull themselves up by their bootstraps and set out on their unique path to employment. But not every American worker will be given the same opportunities. Every day, a tireless group of pioneers dedicate their lives to their career and never see a single penny for their brave efforts.
We are the shitposters. We work our fingers to the bone, day and night on the Internet, delivering absolutely terrible content around the world to those who need it most. In this fast-paced technologically driven society full of good web content, we need shitposters and our invaluable, truly awful content.
This thankless and payless job needs to stop being thankless and payless - give shitpost artisans the fair wage and benefits that we deserve.