For far too long, Kraft Foods Group, Inc. has marketed its boxes of macaroni and cheese product under separate names to its American and Canadian consumers. It's "aboot" time that we create a federal law that ensures that the aforementioned product its referred to under its true nomenclature - Kraft Dinner.
By doing so, we accomplish a number of key goals: continued transition of American dialect into the superior Canadian form, simplification of marketing processes for a cornerstone of the American foodservice industry, and a pleasant reminder of Kraft's sweet cheesy goodness. Any additional subsections to this law, giving the members of Rush full US Citizenship would also be encouraged.
NOTE: Law should not apply to varying brands of Kraft Dinner (ie spirals, Spongebob, white cheddar)