As is now common, public knowledge, Beef has a new young lady whose mouth knows his well. TMZ has reported that her love for him is real and transcends free jerseys and ecstasy, and his desires for her seem to be accepted as more than the standard mysoginistic practices he is known for. It is for these reasons that we the people demand this nameless young harlot be henceforth known not by her God given name, but by the name the people crave: The Hamlet.
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