Only arm Syrian terrorists with shotguns so they can use the Biden Method of Defense.

We the PEOPLE of the United States demand this regime not arm Syrian terrorists as currently planned, but rather offer them the same protection they recommend for US Citizens that have the right to bear arms: Send a few shotguns and shells to the Syrian terrorist rebels, so that they may fire them into the air from their porches, which according to Joe Biden will repel ANY attacker. If this works well for the citizenry of the most powerful nation on Earth, imagine what power the Syrian terrorists will have. Shotgun gauge should not be an issue as any gauge will work. This will solve the problem AND save enough money for African junket vacations AND allow for White House tours to resume. And it will keep American citizens on equal footing with the terrorists when they get bored killing e