Recently, it has come to light that there may be a large child prostitution ring within the government of the United Kingdom.
There are rumors that similar pedophile rings may exist within the US government.
We demand that an inquiry be opened up to determine whether or not these rumors have any basis in reality. This inquiry must be transparent, and it must be able to operate even if there are elements within the government trying to hinder the investigation.
We would appreciate it if lawyers, psychologists, and any other aid from the False Memories Syndrome Foundation be eschewed, because they are, quite frankly, shady.
This petition is the first step the American people to address this problem. If an adequate investigation is not carried out, it will not be the last.