On April 6th, the nation of Britain intends to implement immigration rules that will force many non-EU residents making less than £35,000 to leave the country. The largest share of these will be Americans. Deporting American citizens for being poors is an affront to our national honor. We must forthwith defend our nation's dignity and dispatch a fleet, established with full and discretionary powers, to teach this uppity island nation a lesson and open its shores to the American tradesman.



