The Netflix original series "Bojack Horseman" features an outstanding piece of original music by the indie band Grouplove over its closing credits. Alas, the song is too short, and no full-length version can be found on our nation's streaming music or video services.
This is a grave injustice.
In just 44 seconds, the song conveys the show's theme in a style that is at once melancholy, whimsical, and irresistible. Many Americans scramble at the end of each episode to prevent Netflix from automatically loading the next installment, just so that they may revel in this outstanding piece of music.
Why must ordinary Americans suffer like this?
Mr. President, please order a full-length version of this song to be released immediately. Future generations will thank us.