We the people believe that our nation must show Nicolas Cage the respect his performances demand. A grand thespian shall be given a grand title. If you doubt the validity of this claim, then I ask you to merely ponder for 5 minutes the power of this quote: "Have You Ever Been Dragged to the Sidewalk and Beaten Until You PISSED?"
Starting now, we believe that whenever anyone refers to Nicolas Cage, it must be preceded by "Oscar Winner, and all-around good guy,"
To the President: I know this tramples on peoples free speech, but you owe us after obamacare.
May God continue to bless America, and Oscar Winner, and all-around good guy, Nicolas Cage.