Those that have worked in a cubicle can attest that nothing productive has ever transpired inside a cubicle type environment. In fact, forcing millions of American workers into this prohibitive prison for 8 hours a day is not only in unproductive, it its detrimental to their health, it damages our economy, and violates our pursuit of happiness.
Every day cubicle workers get fatter, suffer more carpal tunnel injuries, and receive undue levels of stress from incompetent superiors, poor regulations, and meaningless bureaucracy. They continue to send useless e-mails, fill out memos that do nothing, and waste money. Therefore, I propose we outlaw the Cubicle.
"We don't have much time on this earth, we weren't meant to spend it like this"