outlaw excessive auto-tune in cheesy bubblegum pop music that has no meaningful lesson. I'm talking to you, J-Biebs.

For years, Americans have been subjected to the horrors of the seemingly unstoppable force of autotune. Autotune is "an audio processor created by Antares Audio Technologies, which uses a proprietary device to measure and alter pitch in vocal and instrumental music recording and performances through use of a phase vocoder." This processor has shattered the ears of countless Americans, threatening our sanity. Do you want everyone to go insane? Do you? If not, then sign this petition to get rid of autotune, because it's gone on for too long. Antares Audio Technologies must fall.