Since the introduction of cellular mobile devices in 1973, Americans have made hundreds of billions of cell phone calls and left countless billions of voicemail messages. Yet we are still tortured by the horrific burden of listening to “how to leave a voicemail” instructions. This has caused at least 47,187 known suicides and costs the US economy a minimum of $217 billion in lost productivity each year.
Here in 2014 we declare that We, the People, know how to leave a voicemail on a mobile phone!
We, the People, call on our glorious government to finally outlaw pre-voicemail instructions and tell the mobile phone carriers that enough is enough!