As if a completely unnecessary and unwanted mascot for Major League Baseball's most historic and inept franchise wasn't enough, The Chicago Cubs marketing department decided it should sound like an I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGR cat meme.
@ClarktheCub: "Still figryuing out how 2 tyype with these big pawz. Will gett lessons from @Cubs. Come back soon!!"
There is no place for such abominations in Chicago, in America, in this world. Let us rise up together in the name of peace and freedom and stop evil before it starts. Let us be the next Best Generation.