DEAR MR. PRESIDENT I'M A 26 YEAR OLD AUTISTIC AMERICAN CITENZEN FROM BRIGHTON, MA. KNOW MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I ACT STUPID OR INAPPROPRIATE, I'M A REMARKABLE CREATIVE GENIUS. I HAD EMAILED TO YOU DURING THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN, AND I'M NOT SURE IF YOU GOT THE MESSAGE OR NOT, BUT THIS IS OF EXTREME IMPORTANCE. IT IS TIME TO EXPOSE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FOR THE UNLAWFUL CROOKS THEY ARE AND MAKE SURE THAT THEY NEVER POISON THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE AGAIN. NOW PLEASE PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION TO MY INSTRUCTIONS AND DO AS EXACTLY WHAT I TYPE, BECAUSE I HAVE A PLAN. YOU MUST KEEP THIS BILL A TOP SECRET FROM ALL REPUBLICANS AND HAVE A PRIVATE VOTING AT THE WHITE HOUSE BY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THE NEXT TIME THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SEES YOU AT THE WHITE HOUSE TO TALK ABOUT HOLDING THE GOVERNMENT HOSTAGE OR I
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