Outlaw the sale and production of Creamy Peanut Butter!

I mean the tittle speaks for itself! Creamy peanut butter is just plain gross. It turns your mouth into a 3rd-world worker just to prevent you from killing yourself. Its like eating wet cement people! Noah didn't save all those squirrels so that we would make Creamy PB! The Great Wall of China was built to stop the import of Creamy PB! Edward Snowden leaked all those NSA files because all they served at the NSA cafeteria was Creamy PB! Lebron may or may not like Creamy PB, but MJ sure hates it! Our founding fathers put a clause in the Constitution on the 2nd page that outlawed the production of Cream PB. Don't spit on the constitution people! Oh wait you can't because you got Creamy PB in your mouth. LGBT people are fighting for rights and against Creamy PB! Creamy PB supports terrorism!