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Paint all military helicopters pink and ban Jack Boots; make agents knock first when getting my firearms.

Created by S.M. on January 18, 2013

Black helicopters and Jack Booted thugs can be so intimidating when they land in your back yard to confiscate your firearms, manifesto's, secret recordings, gold bullion, and seeds to create a garden after the apocolypse. Can't the government be more friendly in their approach. I suggest pink helicopters, after all, why scare the neighbors. I believe we should also ban the Jack Boots and go with something friendlier like suede loafers. Is there any reason to kick down someone's door? The government needs to take a friendlier approach to tyranny and world dominance. Thank you.

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