We the people ask, Mr. Obama, that you use your executive powers to wipe Danny Trejo's criminal record from the books. Danny has long since paid his debt to society, and aside from being an accomplished, well-loved actor, he has given his support to charitable organizations for years. We believe, if given the chance, that Danny Trejo would be a solid candidate for your current position, and if his long-past criminal record were no issue, the American people could get behind him as a no-nonsense candidate that would represent the people of this country as no other could. Tough, yet compassionate and sincere - Danny Trejo is the ultimate alternative to Trump and is realer that anything your team currently has going on.
Thank you.