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Pardon Punxsutawney Phil

Created by W.G. on March 22, 2013

We demand a full Presidential pardon for Punxsutawney Phil regarding his/her accidental miscalculation of the remaining length of the 2012 winter. This action is needed to thwart any and all attempts to prosecute this beloved rodent by any State Prosecutor. Hey, if you can do it for a turkey you can do it for Punxsutawney Phil!

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