Dear President:
Hi, I have some suggestions on the Freedom of Information Act that should be imposed on parents. I think respecting the Freedom of Information should be a given, right?
Why can my parents know everything about me, while I can’t even know “how was I born?”
That’s just pathetic.
So I’m proposing the following:
1.Parents shall obey the Freedom of Information. They shall answer all questions asked by their children truthfully.
2.If parents did not obey the Freedom of Information Act, they shall be eaten by Elopus.
3.The nation shall protect all children whose parents are participating in Gishwhes, and require all of them to explain to their children why they are putting popcorn-dresses on them.
Thank you for reading, I hope this Act would be approved. Jesus, I hate popcorn.
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