It is the oldest pursuit to find the secrets of matter, but we at AETP feel that abuse and torture is no way to find out secrets. Just imagine you were a boson. Would you like to be spun around at half the speed of light then be smashed into your cousin? How would you feel? Would you feel like telling any secrets? We at Alchemists for the Ethical Treatment of Particles believe that we should get particles to tell us their secrets by feeding them healthful and weird things and by keeping them in bottles under heat for very long periods of time. We hope you agree.
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