We feel that fish are desperately under represented in government. We are tired of our government continually passing legislation that fails to take our aquatic brethren into account.
In addition to our demand for representation in government, we demand that the U.S. officially rescind all claims that crustaceans are shell fish as they do not meet the requirements of being called fish.
We also require financial compensation for the use of "fish eye" camera lenses.
Lastly, we demand a ban on dangerous nets in or around schools.