pass a bill requiring Miller Lite to only be sold in the classic white "Lite" can and corresponding bottle label.

Over the years, Miller Lite has become confused with other light beer macrobrews and its place in beer history forgotten. With the recent 2014 re-release of the traditional white "Lite" can, pride in, as well as my consumption of, the original light beer has dramatically increased. Funds have been shifted to acquire more of this resource in an effort to both bolster the American economy....and forget about how crappy its been the last 6 years. Let's bring back jobs to the heartland, restore pointlessly argumentative sporting event chants and keep those horrible blue cans where they belong...it the truck bed of whoever you parked next two at the grocery store last night!