"American" cheese isn't even cheese. It's gross, and super bad for you. I implore the Obama administration to stop companies from soiling our name and national pride by:
A) Banning processed cheese from being labeled as "American cheese".
and
B) Putting a committee together to determine which cheese is worthy of the name, "American". If one cannot be found, solicit a bid to have such a cheese created.
This will be good for our economy, the health and well being of consumers, and international relations. Please, take action on something that matters.