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PB4Ugo2BED:)

Created by J.M. on July 18, 2013

PB4Ugo2BED (Pee Before You Go to Bed)

Mr. president, don't be embarrassed that Snowden leaked your bed wetting privacy to Russia. Bed wetting usually goes away on its own. But until it does, it can be embarrassing and uncomfortable. So it's important to provide support and positive reinforcement during this process.

Lets all reassure the president that bed wetting is a normal part of growing up and that it's not going to last forever. It may comfort him to hear about other family members who also struggled with it when they were young.

Lets remind the president to go to the bathroom one final time before bedtime. Try to have him drink more fluids during the daytime hours and less at night. Avoid caffeine-containing drinks. Good luck mr. president, and please remember to PB4Ugo2BED!

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