We ask that all the people who wish to secede from the United States, because their vaginas are sore after losing an election, be granted some land so that they may form their own state.
They will there be allowed to build their shining beacon of political dissent until such time as they hold their own elections and a fringe minority decides to secede when the results don't go their way.
Because they are children. They are spoiled children who want to take a ball that doesn't belong to them and go home.



