Peacefully allow my backyard to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.

The recent display of state's using their god given right to secede from this terrible country has inspired me to follow suite. My name is Jess Williams, and I will rule my backyard-Jesstopia- with an iron fist. I will not manicure my grass to the standards of my neighborhood "policy", also know as Obamacare. I will sit on my lawn chair and rule over the tiny anthills that were once invaders, but now welcome citizens of Jesstopia. Jesstopia will however need to set up trade agreements for regular shipments of Taco Bell and Twinkies. I also would like to set up a coalition for all the states who are going to secede from the USA to meet regularly in Jesstopia to discuss important issues. Issues such as "fixing the Jesstopia grill" and "planting Jesstopian palm trees".