Petition to peacefully allow the riding of unicorns on the White House lawn, on specific dates, for the duration of the entire day. The petition will be two part in that, it will allow for the enforced pooper scooper duty of all those who signed petitions to secede from the Union. Because they are super good at shoveling $hit and their talent should be used to the fullest.
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