Whereas:
The State of Wisconsin has had the motto 'Forward' since 1848, and
it has lived up to this motto by example, particularly in areas regarding labor reform, and
it has the people, resources, waterways, manufacturing capabilities, and educational institutions necessary to teach the rest of the nation how to get things done, and
it is obvious that Washington D.C. is collapsing both physically and morally,
the people of Wisconsin hereby request the Federal Government of the United States to cede all moral, fiscal, and governmental authority to the people of the State of Wisconsin, and let us take it from here.