We, the undersigned, agree that America would be a More Perfect Union if it could rid itself of the State of Texas. In keeping with this firmly held belief, we ask that the United States government,
1. Dissolve its ties with Texas immediately
2. Deport back to the land of their birth all Texans currently dwelling in other states who are unwilling to abide by the laws of our legitimately elected government.
3. Move forward as a nation, unencumbered by this longstanding drag on our national identity and pride.