First off, I think we can all agree, if all of the states that want to secede end up seceding, the U.S. will end up with a third world theocracy pigsty just South of Maryland as a neighbor . I propose that we designate lands in a remote region of the United States as a reservation where people can go and live free of government taxes, and receive minimal amounts of government assistance. My plan, keeps the union strong/intact, and keeps jerks out of plain-sight.
The Indians live tax free, and look how happy they are! Less secession more Tea-party Reservation!
Hear, Hear! Har, Har!