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Peacefully Expel Texas from the Union of the United States of America

Created by J.K. on November 16, 2012

Request that Texas be expelled from the US and allowed to form its own country, or rejoin Mexico. Further, Texans living outside Texas should be encouraged to self-deport, but never allowed to re-enter the US. Further, a fence system should be established to prevent Texans from entering the US. This will eliminate loud-mouth Texans going on about how you had better not mess with Texas, or how they are the only worthwhile state in the Union, and greatly reduce the noise & irritation levels in the US. Also, the performance of grade schools in the US will go up without Texas’ influence over textbooks.
Since no non-Texan who has ever had to listen to one whinge on about how superior Texas is will object, we so move.

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