Recognising the threat of secession and realising that it can no longer be ignored. We, hereby call upon President Obama to dissolve the Government. A Temporary State of Emergency must be declared and Washington D.C. shall be occupied by Housos.
Arrangements be made for
-The dissolving the U.S. Government, Australia will be granted full sovereignty over the U.S.
-The current Australian Prime Minister to be declared Emperor-and-most-definitely-not-sheriff.
-USA and Australia be renamed the Australian Empire
-Fosters to be air-dropped all over the South to shut people up
-Steve Irwin wrestling a Alligator shall be minted as the new coin
-President Obama formally retires and makes a statement recognising that he is indeed a Muslim, homosexual, ACLU, communist, fascis