Peacefully grant the City of Auburn leave to withdraw from the State of Alabama and remain part of the United States

The city of Auburn is subject to Acts of Terrorism by the likes of Harvey Updyke, who is still at large. We can better defend ourselves and punish terrorists when we write our new Constitution. We are part of a state-run education system that does not fund our University as well as it does the other favored University. We can raise money to keep our tuition costs low with the creation of a Lottery, such as the surrounding states of Florida, Tennessee and Georgia have done, which the rest of our state of Alabama is too stupid, yes I said stupid, to allow. Many people don't think we are part of the state of Alabama anyway due to our class and their ignorance of geography.