Dad, can you tell me about politics?
Yes, Johnny. I’ll use an analogy. I'm capitalism. Your mother is government. The nanny is the working class. You are the people. The baby is the future.
Later that night, everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was using the bathroom when he heard the baby crying with a dirty diaper.
He went to alert his parents only to discover his mother sound asleep and father absent. He went to the nanny’s room and saw a light on, but when he reached the door, he saw his father was in bed with the nanny.
What has Johnny learned: Capitalism is screwing over the working class while government is sound asleep ignoring the people while the future is in deep crap.
It’s time to move forward. Bipartisanship is sexy.