OK, who are we kidding? We're founding members of this Union, even though in 1812 we toyed with secession ourselves (We know American history is a bit difficult for some, especially that uneventful 1861-1865 period)
As long as a few attention-seekers (that means you, Texas) are moaning and threatening to split, let's not forget we have a few grievances that are probably just as legitimate.
1. Boston should not be called Beantown. Ever.
2. We know we have a wicked accent. But make more of an effort to get it right, Hollywood & for the love of God, can you stop Kevin James from filming those crap movies in Mass? Keep Sandra Bullock out too, please.
3. For future Republican nominees from Mass (ahem, Brown), could you please not badmouth us on the national stage? We won't forget