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Peacefully grant intelligent citizens of the State of Alabama the right to remain US citizens and laugh at secessionists

Created by S.H. on November 13, 2012

Intelligent, moderately aware, and basically conscious citizens of Alabama, join us in realizing that by seceding from the Nation we would not only brand ourselves permanently and irreversibly as even dumber than people thought, but would also cast our state into crippling poverty and instability. There isn't much more to say. Latest count had the idiots at about 15k. Let's prove that there are more smart, or at least somewhat sensible people than crazy mouthbreathing morons.

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